An introduction to bidets, where like ballet and fillet, the "t" is silent.

Ah, the elusive bidet, that fancy French contraption designed for your derrière's delight. But oh, the pronunciation! It's like a linguistic ballet, where the "t" tiptoes offstage without a whisper. It's a word that leaves many feeling filleted, unsure whether to bid-et or bid-ay. Perhaps it's a testament to the elegance of the bidet itself — even its pronunciation is too posh, like a breakfast buffet, for a mere "t" sound! So next time you're pondering proper bathroom etiquette, just remember, it's bidet, silent "t" and all, because why let a consonant get in the way of refreshing cleanliness?

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We only sell the toilet seat bidet. Even castles in Beverly Hills are transitioning away from the standalone bidet.

Just got a manicure for your sister's wedding.

The Big Day has finally come for your sister. She's getting married! The ceremony is in 10 minutes, butt last night's barbeque is ready to be composted. You go to sit down and look at the hotel's single ply toilet paper. How many sheets will you use to protect that $95 manicure? If only the hotel had a bidet! (Commercial bidets are available for hotels and other public businesses). Thank goodness you have your portable bidet in your bag. No chance anything is getting under your nails!

Motivation to get a better bidet with a Blow Dryer!

As you can see from this video produced by Cut (https://www.youtube.com/@cut), people have different reactions to bidets, but you have to give it a chance. Like driving, skiing, ATVing, or hunting, you might not get it at first. Butt (intended) as you do it more, you enjoy it. The moral of these videos is, buy a bidet with a remote control to adjust pressure and temperature, and most importantly a blow dryer. A blow dryer in your toilet. Can you believe it!?

"I'll be out in a minute."

An introduction to bidets, where like ballet and fillet, the "t" is silent.

What is a bidet? How do I use it?

What is a bidet?

Just got a manicure for your sister's wedding.

Motivation to get a better bidet with a Blow Dryer!

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