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There are the plain cheese versions of a bidet. The truly Old Faithful Bidet. You can count on it to spray up there with a trickle or a geyser. The "ah" feeling or the "AH" feeling. These are are the plain cheese versions.
"Upgrade Your Bathroom Experience with the Ultra-Thin Dual Nozzle Bidet! Designed for the modern lifestyle of those aged 18-30, this sleek non-electric bidet boasts dual nozzles for thorough posterior and feminine cleansing. With an intuitive control knob, you can easily adjust water pressure for a personalized stream, ensuring maximum comfort.
Enhanced Hygiene Features: Our bidet attachment comes equipped with a self-cleaning nozzle mechanism, promoting improved hygiene before and after each use. Once you're finished, the nozzle automatically retracts behind a protective gate, maintaining cleanliness and freshness.
Effortless Installation: This isn't rocket science. This bidet is designed for quick and hassle-free installation on most standard toilet seats. Simply remove the seat, attach the bidet, and reassemble – it's that easy.
Built to Last: Crafted from eco-friendly material, the bidet's durable construction ensures long-lasting performance. With stainless steel T-valve and braided steel water hose accessories, this bidet is engineered for reliability and sustainability.
Environmentally Conscious Choice: By opting for a bidet toilet seat, you're making a planet-friendly decision that reduces reliance on disposable toilet paper.
Tired of bathroom woes? Say hello to your personal cleaning genie with DUAL NOZZLE CLEANING MODES!
The SAMODRA bidet makes sure your posterior and feminine areas are treated like royalty without breaking the bank. With a flick of a switch, you'll be switching between modes faster than a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat. And hey, no need to worry about bathroom bulkiness – the ULTRA-Slim Bidet IMPROVED VERSION is sleeker than a supermodel on a catwalk. It's so thin, you'll wonder if it's just a mirage!
But wait, there's more! Customize your experience with ADJUSTABLE WATER PRESSURE. An easy trickle or an octave changing geyser, this bidet gives you control like a DJ spinning tunes – just twist and turn to find your perfect flow. And fear not, clumsy friends, our NOZZLE PROTECTION DESIGN has got you covered. No more worrying about accidental nozzle breakage – we've thought of everything!
So why wait? Order the cheese pizza of bathroom experiences with SAMODRA bidet. It's like having a spa day in your own home, minus the hefty price tag. And installation? Easier than making toast! So go ahead, treat yourself to luxury without emptying your wallet. Your bottom will thank you!
Introducing the "Tushy Temperature Tango"! Experience the ultimate spa treatment for your behind with our bidet attachment. Say goodbye to the shocking cold splash and hello to the cozy warmth as you adjust the water temperature from polar plunge to tropical oasis, ensuring a booty bliss like never before!
Not just your ordinary bidet, our toilet seat bidet offers a dual wash mode that caters to every derrière's needs. Need a power wash? Activate the rear wash mode for a turbocharged cleanse. Feeling delicate? Switch to the gentle feminine wash mode, perfect for those monthly "surprises" or just whenever you're feeling fancy.
Say goodbye to icky nozzles with our 360°Self-Cleaning Nozzle. It's like having a tiny butler who tidies up after every use. Just give it a spin and watch it do its magic, ensuring your next wash is as pristine as a royal throne.
Adjusting water pressure has never been more fun! Turn the chrome knob to find your Goldilocks level of pressure – not too hard, not too soft, just right. Plus, with the angle controller, you can personalize the spray angle, ensuring every nook and cranny gets the royal treatment. It's so user-friendly that even a squirrel could use it (if they had opposable thumbs).
Installation? Piece of cake! No need to summon a plumber or embark on a DIY disaster. Our bidet attachment easily mounts onto most standard two-piece toilets in mere minutes. No special tools required – just a few twists and turns, and voilà! You're one step closer to posterior paradise.
When I started traveling, my father gave me this Toto Portable Bidet. Take it to hotels, campgrounds, backcountry cabins, your hunting blind, or Van. It has two settings for strength, folds neatly, and has a little carrying bag for being discreet.
Fill it up with warm water, do your business, and wash with either strength.
Dry off with a towel or TP, fold it up and go on your way.
Product Dimensions
5.11"D x 2.63"W x 1.81"H
Capacity
180 Milliliters
Item Weight
261 Grams
Living in the rocky mountains we have adapted to the cold with base layers, quilted jackets, and even electric socks and gloves.
Yet, they still have cold toilet seats.
Imagine stepping into your bathroom and being greeted by a warm, inviting seat, ready to provide you with unparalleled comfort. This bidet features a heated seat with three adjustable temperature settings, ensuring that your bathroom experience is always cozy and comfortable, especially during those cold winter mornings.
But that's not all – with this bidet, you can enjoy a warm water cleanse with three adjustable temperature settings, thanks to advanced water heater technology. No more shockingly cold water, just soothing warmth every time you use the bidet.
And let's not forget about hygiene – this bidet features a stainless steel nozzle that not only ensures durability but also provides a hygienic cleansing experience. The nozzle cleans itself before and after each use, giving you peace of mind and a truly clean feeling.
But the benefits don't stop there. A warm air dryer with three different levels, so you can say goodbye to wasteful toilet paper and hello to a more eco-friendly bathroom routine. And speaking of eco-friendly features, this bidet also has an energy-saving mode that reduces electricity consumption, making it good for both your wallet and the environment.
With the illuminating LED nightlight, your bathroom trips will be safer and more convenient, especially during those late-night visits. The blue light adds a touch of elegance to your bathroom and is sure to impress your guests.
Upgrade your bathroom experience today! Your bottom and the environment will thank you!
You've worked hard all your life. You're building your dream house. You're having the masons cut each rock to fit better than Machu Picchu. The carpenters are putting gorgeous beetle kill wood in the ceiling. The floor people are laying pipe for the heated tile. And the plumbers are only putting in dual flush toilets? Why? You have earned the right to never wipe again.
The kids will be fine, you
Revamp Your Bathroom Experience for under $1,500.
Elevate your daily routine with a smart toilet that anticipates your needs. Customizable settings make it a breeze to use, while endless heated water and a filtration system ensure a luxurious clean. Say goodbye to waiting with Cyclone-Dri Technology that dries you in seconds, and enjoy the comfort of a heated seat for every use. With a stainless steel self-cleaning nozzle and UV light, hygiene is always a top priority. Experience peace and quiet with an automatic soft-closing seat and lid, and go hands-free with the automatic and foot button flush feature.
Indulge in Gentle and Refreshing Cleanliness | Tailored multi-wash functions cater to your hygiene needs, making it perfect for everyone, including menstruating or pregnant individuals, as well as seniors and those with mobility challenges. A charcoal honeycomb air deodorizer eliminates unpleasant odors, ensuring a fresh and welcoming bathroom environment.
Experience Health Benefits and Enhanced Hygiene | This intelligent bidet toilet goes beyond what traditional toilet paper can achieve, providing a soothing cleanse that can be life-changing for those dealing with chronic UTIs, fissures, hemorrhoids, and IBS. Bid farewell to discomfort from harsh toilet paper and embrace a cleaner, more comfortable experience.
Go Green and Save Green | With ultra high-efficiency Tornado Power Flush, this toilet uses only 1 gallon of water per flush, surpassing the eco-friendliness of 99.9% of toilets worldwide. By reducing the need for toilet paper, you're not only saving trees but also saving money in the long run. BidetMate is committed to environmental causes and donates a portion of sales to initiatives promoting a cleaner earth. Plus, energy savings mode ensures minimal electricity usage, further contributing to a sustainable lifestyle.
3-Year Warranty for Peace of Mind | BidetMate is proud to be an American company with responsive US-based Customer Support. We prioritize your comfort and confidence, providing a 59" long integrated power cord and a comprehensive 3-year warranty. Experience the ultimate in bathroom luxury and support, knowing that BidetMate has your back for all your bathroom needs.
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