Ah, the elusive bidet, that fancy French contraption designed for your derrière's delight. But oh, the pronunciation! It's like a linguistic ballet, where the "t" tiptoes offstage without a whisper. It's a word that leaves many feeling filleted, unsure whether to bid-et or bid-ay. Perhaps it's a testament to the elegance of the bidet itself — even its pronunciation is too posh, like a breakfast buffet, for a mere "t" sound! So next time you're pondering proper bathroom etiquette, just remember, it's bidet, silent "t" and all, because why let a consonant get in the way of refreshing cleanliness?
