My being a bridesmaid could have been ruined by cheap toilet paper!

The Big Day has finally come for my sister.  She's getting married! The ceremony is in 10 minutes, butt last night's barbeque is ready to be composted. I went to sit down and looked at the hotel's single ply toilet paper. How many sheets do I need to use to protect my $95 manicure?  If only the hotel had a bidet! (Commercial bidets are available for hotels and other public businesses).  Thank goodness I have my Wand Bidet in my bag. No chance anything is getting under my nails!